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Sprachspiele
Wir haben zwar schon einen Thread für Zungenbrecher, aber noch keinen für Sprachspiele, glaube ich. Ich fände eine solche Sammlung schön
Ich fange gleich mal mit zwei englischen an, die ich letzte Woche kennengelernt habe:
22 was a racehorse, 11 was 12. 2211 race. 11112.
Außerdem folgende Adresse:
Wood
John
Hants*
Wer das schon kennt, bitte nichts verraten!
Das deutsche
Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.
wirkt zwar nur gesprochen richtig verwirrend, sollte aber der Vollständigkeit halber auch aufgeführt werden.
Wer noch mehr kennt, immer her damit!
*für Hampshire - um es etwas zu erleichtern.
Ich fange gleich mal mit zwei englischen an, die ich letzte Woche kennengelernt habe:
22 was a racehorse, 11 was 12. 2211 race. 11112.
Außerdem folgende Adresse:
Wood
John
Hants*
Wer das schon kennt, bitte nichts verraten!
Das deutsche
Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.
wirkt zwar nur gesprochen richtig verwirrend, sollte aber der Vollständigkeit halber auch aufgeführt werden.
Wer noch mehr kennt, immer her damit!
*für Hampshire - um es etwas zu erleichtern.
Ein bisschen aehnlich zum ersten Wortspiel von Maewen:
President Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleezza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
President Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleezza Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.
President Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condoleezza Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
President Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleezza Rice: Yes.
President Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleezza Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The guy in China.
Condoleezza Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The new leader of China.
Condoleezza Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The Chinaman!
Condoleezza Rice: Hu is leading China.
President Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleezza Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
President Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleezza Rice: That's the man's name.
President Bush: That's who's name?
Condoleezza Rice: Yes.
President Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleezza Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleezza Rice: That's correct.
President Bush: Then who is in China?
Condoleezza Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condoleezza Rice: No, sir.
President Bush: Then who is?
Condoleezza Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Yassir?
Condoleezza Rice: No, sir.
President Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condoleezza Rice: Kofi?
President Bush: No, thanks.
Condoleezza Rice: You want Kofi?
President Bush: No.
Condoleezza Rice: You don't want Kofi.
President Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleezza Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleezza Rice: Kofi?
President Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleezza Rice: And call who?
President Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleezza Rice: Hu is the guy in China.
President Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleezza Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleezza Rice: Kofi.
President Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Dr. Rice picks up the phone.)
Condoleezza Rice: Rice, here.
President Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
President Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleezza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
President Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleezza Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.
President Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condoleezza Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
President Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleezza Rice: Yes.
President Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleezza Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The guy in China.
Condoleezza Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The new leader of China.
Condoleezza Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The Chinaman!
Condoleezza Rice: Hu is leading China.
President Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleezza Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
President Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleezza Rice: That's the man's name.
President Bush: That's who's name?
Condoleezza Rice: Yes.
President Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleezza Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleezza Rice: That's correct.
President Bush: Then who is in China?
Condoleezza Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condoleezza Rice: No, sir.
President Bush: Then who is?
Condoleezza Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Yassir?
Condoleezza Rice: No, sir.
President Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condoleezza Rice: Kofi?
President Bush: No, thanks.
Condoleezza Rice: You want Kofi?
President Bush: No.
Condoleezza Rice: You don't want Kofi.
President Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleezza Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleezza Rice: Kofi?
President Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleezza Rice: And call who?
President Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleezza Rice: Hu is the guy in China.
President Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleezza Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleezza Rice: Kofi.
President Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Dr. Rice picks up the phone.)
Condoleezza Rice: Rice, here.
President Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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@Eryniel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZA4J1f_NFw gesprochen ist das noch besser.
@Eryniel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZA4J1f_NFw gesprochen ist das noch besser.
Sehr schön!!!
@Maewen: Kannte ich noch nicht. Ich glaube, ich hab's 'raus, aber ich sag' nix.
Sonst, ich kenne noch eins aus dem Ruhrpott:
- Daaf dat dat?
- Dat daaf dat.
- Dat dat dat daaf!
Und diese Einladung hier, (angeblich) von Friedrich dem Großen an Voltaire:
.....P.................. ..6..
----------...à...------------
Venez..............100.....
der darauf (ebenso angeblich) geantwortet haben soll: G a.
@Maewen: Kannte ich noch nicht. Ich glaube, ich hab's 'raus, aber ich sag' nix.
Sonst, ich kenne noch eins aus dem Ruhrpott:
- Daaf dat dat?
- Dat daaf dat.
- Dat dat dat daaf!
Und diese Einladung hier, (angeblich) von Friedrich dem Großen an Voltaire:
.....P.................. ..6..
----------...à...------------
Venez..............100.....
der darauf (ebenso angeblich) geantwortet haben soll: G a.
*kicher*Eirien wrote:Sonst, ich kenne noch eins aus dem Ruhrpott:
- Daaf dat dat?
- Dat daaf dat.
- Dat dat dat daaf!
So ein ähnliches haben wir auch:
-Dä dä dat da du?
- Dä dä dat du.
- Dat dä dat du dä!
Und natürlich jene, passend zu den Fliegen:
Mariechen sprach zu Mariechen: Darf ich ma' riechen? Da ließ Mariechen Mariechen ma' riechen.
...und dies hier darf nicht fehlen:
"Abraham", sprach Bebraham, "darf ich mal dein Zebra ham?"
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